Which Nickelback song should the pickle parody next?

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Parodies Anyone?

As an ode to my lovely paramour, Chad Kroeger, I've written a song.  Hope you like it, sugar tits ;)

"Pickle in Your Mouth"
Pickleback feat. DJ Vlasic
from their debut album Dill Horse


Got to meet the Nickel with the million dollar pickle
They say it's just a 'cumber, but with it Kroeger slumbers COME ON!
Eats them at his concerts, while he sings the juice squirts
If you attend his next show don't sit in the first ten rows SEA WORLD!

Pretty little pickle with the pretty pink thong
Every shirtless frat guy hittin on it all night long
If your taste's a bit fickle, spend a dollar get a nickel
Damn this pickle sends a tickle to my heart, sing along!

(You naughty thing)
You twist open the jar sooo raunchy
(You naughty dill)
You shake the glass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you float inside your juices
(The way you bob)
And tease them all by suckin on your...*insert confused Kroeger stare*??
You're so damn cute but I wish you'd pull it out
'Cause Chad sings so much better with a pickle in his mouth!

Crafty little lip tricks
Kroeger licks the green tips
It's bending at the stem and
It seems that there's no end, hope it's KOSHER!
He'd get down on one knee
For the hand of Dill P.
Married to a Vlasic, it's absurd but classic baby COME ON!

Pretty little pickle with the pretty pink thong
Every shirtless frat guy hittin on it all night long
If your taste's a bit fickle, spend a dollar get a nickel
Damn this pickle sends a tickle to my heart, sing along!


(You naughty thing)
You twist open the jar sooo raunchy
(You naughty dill)
You shake the glass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you float inside your juices
(The way you bob)
And tease them all by suckin on your...*insert confused Kroeger stare*??
You're so damn cute but I wish you'd pull it out
'Cause Chad sings so much better with a pickle in his mouth!

He likes 'em plump 'n green, drag queen, Canada's proud son
Sparing no expense to find the perfect one
At the deli, goatee, everyone makes fun
As he laps the spurt from preserved cucumbers off of his thumb

(You're so damn cute)
But I wish you'd pull it out
(He sings much better)
With a pickle in his mouth!

(You naughty thing)
You twist open the jar sooo raunchy
(You naughty dill)
You shake the glass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you float inside your juices
(The way you bob)
And tease them all by suckin on your...*insert confused Kroeger stare*??
You're so damn cute but I wish you'd pull it out
'Cause Chad sings so much better with a pickle in his-


 

 

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