Notice how Dan Marino, an amazing player in his own right, never won a single title? How many pickles did our buddy Dan Marino eat every day. ZERO.
Now it has come to my attention that the stellar receiving squad for the Indianapolis Colts hates pickles (except for Garcon, but he only eats my inferior inbred cousins, sweet pickles, and those don't count). After holding a press conference stating how much he despises pickles, Reggie Wayne has injured the fat pad in his right knee. On a separate note, Saints star QB Drew Brees has adopted a "pickles only" diet in preparation for the big game. Better start ingesting those brine-cured cucumbers, Peyton.
Saints 30 - Colts 20