My Superbowl Prediction

With Superbowl Sunday knocking on our doors I figured it would only be right for me, the supreme vegetable, to present my winners forecast for this year. Below you will see a graph. This graph compares the number of pickles consumed by some of football's greatest players to the number of Superbowl titles earned by those players.

Notice how Dan Marino, an amazing player in his own right, never won a single title?  How many pickles did our buddy Dan Marino eat every day.  ZERO.

Now it has come to my attention that the stellar receiving squad for the Indianapolis Colts hates pickles (except for Garcon, but he only eats my inferior inbred cousins, sweet pickles, and those don't count).  After holding a press conference stating how much he despises pickles, Reggie Wayne has injured the fat pad in his right knee.  On a separate note, Saints star QB Drew Brees has adopted a "pickles only" diet in preparation for the big game.  Better start ingesting those brine-cured cucumbers, Peyton.

My prediction?
Saints 30 - Colts 20